It appears that Vegeta and a generic guido have merged. For some reason, this merger caused Veguida to say 'CARS BRoKE'. Why? I don't know.

HULK AN ADDICT HULK DO 2 GRAMS A DAY HULK SMASH THAT LINE UUUUHHHHNNNNGGGHH

A man breaks his arm in response to the incomplete penis on his computer screen. His mouth falls off his face as he does this.

A black man with a brain tumor thinks he is 'gangsta', and is saying 'word' to let his 'homies' know this.

Garfield's owner has shoved something into his rectum, and is now questioning his own judgement, and with good reason. He is hemorrhaging.

A man who listens to 'shitty dadrock' seems to have hung himself from a balloon. Fuck physics; balloons are clearly the best suicide method.

I always knew chihuahuas were the Devil.

Hillary Duff rides Earth's hand cowgirl style, wearing an unbuttoned suit jacket. Her left arm is obscured from view. Her left knee is odd.

Abstract representation of Hawaiian espionage.

Suicidal and Tit-Head WERE Jefferson's middle names, after all...

Spengblorp is a half-eaten popsicle, and apparently has no brain, resulting in the LELz.

This man can solve your problem. He brings you cold ice. This implies that it's possible to find warm ice. I will begin my search now.