This man can solve your problem. He brings you cold ice. This implies that it's possible to find warm ice. I will begin my search now.

A disappointed cuboid robot wearing steampunk goggles.

A slightly retarded man with blonde hair wears a rainbow jumpsuit and salutes a floating swastika bubble. He is also doing a pirouette.

A pink baby chicken politely requests that you touch it softly, crying all the while. His legs are both on the same side of his body. Hmm.

A glowing goldfish has managed to use psychic power to levitate himself out of his bowl, along with a sphere of water. He then conquers us.

A man with a dislocated jaw furiously licks a very long needle. He has no nose.

White man with big lips and no nose has dropped his spaghetti. He also appears to be bleeding. TFW, man. TFW.

Orange Guy and the Amazing StopSign. Orange Guy has green and brown hair. Also no clothes. Maybe we should call him Orange Nudist.

A man breaks his arm in response to the incomplete penis on his computer screen. His mouth falls off his face as he does this.

King Crimson's best album. Yes, I realize this is subjective.

It appears that Vegeta and a generic guido have merged. For some reason, this merger caused Veguida to say 'CARS BRoKE'. Why? I don't know.

Dude about to shoot either a ghost or a KKK member. I lean towards ghost, as it is saying 'boooo'. Usually, KKK members don't say 'boooo'.