"Pass me that pigskin, Obama."

A can of rubber erasers...

A giant flaming dorito is chasing Satan through Hell

I ♡ tacos!

A quilt hung on on the wall like art.

The movie Taken, only instead of Liam Neeson, it is starring Leslie Nielsen.

Greg's Romantic Corner™

Playing Chess on Mount Everest, without oxygen tanks.

A spaghetti/squid pokemon-lookin' thing. Like, an Omanyte or Omastar, but spaghetti and meatballs.

A colorful rainbow piano

Scooby Doo riding a motorcycle through a wall of fire, like a daredevil.

A spaghetti-squid pokemon-like creature.