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Balls of steel.

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A desk in a lake... A DESK IN A LAAAKKKEEE!

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A single black dot. I'd say the size is 100. Inside this dot, drawn in white at size 1 is... Joseph Stalin's face.

Misanthropic Winnie the Pooh

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The fat, globbulous, happy ° ᵕ ° fat stupid ugly FAT slobbish slovenly, muffin. It's muffin time!

A skeletal monster is eating a sentient cinnamon bun. The bun is terrified as it dies, being eaten. The skeleton screams WIN-AH-MON!

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Vaporeon hittin' da vape

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A fish is trying to pick a lock, but he's having trouble because somebody keeps peeing in his other ear!

A pink reindeer, angry, demands that franophones in Quebec speak English. HE HATES THE FRENCH!

A rubber duckie is singing in a tub.

A very cool dinosaur.

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