It turned out to be the longest AND curliest turd ever produced, earning Steve two entries in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Dude crapped in my goldfish bowl!

A man ponders how his warm, sweaty nads would feel inside his mouth.

Sitting in the dark wearing sunglasses and drinking piss out of a cocktail glass while watching Battlestar Galactica on an old CRT monitor.

The sun bending a city over and pounding it in the ass.

Gangsta frog is trying to find a way up outta tha hood.

A happy young man holds his newly-purchased Fleshlight.

Hot bitch waving at me on the beach, totally craving da bone.

A gay, shit-eating pedo shedding a tear.

A gang of serious niggas.