A man ponders how his warm, sweaty nads would feel inside his mouth.

Sitting in the dark wearing sunglasses and drinking piss out of a cocktail glass while watching Battlestar Galactica on an old CRT monitor.

The sun bending a city over and pounding it in the ass.

It turned out to be the longest AND curliest turd ever produced, earning Steve two entries in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Dude crapped in my goldfish bowl!

Gangsta frog is trying to find a way up outta tha hood.

A happy young man holds his newly-purchased Fleshlight.

Hot bitch waving at me on the beach, totally craving da bone.

A gay, shit-eating pedo shedding a tear.

A gang of serious niggas.