Dropping acid in a bar in New Jersey

Ken from Street Fighter would really like to know who shit on his floor.

A buff ass duck wearing a red speedo with a massive package and a mustache looks on at a floating disembodied face that also has a mustache

Kirby looks on in horror as his retarded clone gains sentience. He immediately regrets playing God, and considers suicide for his sins.

Elvis the turtle is sad that he was thrown out in the snow

The origami swan and Rubiks cube constellations stare each other down

The ballerina wins the dancing contest, facing absolutely no competition.

A plane built by drunk cerebral palsy sufferers crashes into and then proceeds to hump the ocean.

A woman doesn't mind if she karate chops her own chin.

Batman drowning in a bog

An idiot snowman who doesn't realize that if it were warm enough for it to rain tomorrow he would die.

A pickle angel looks down on you from heaven. She has glorious flowing golden locks.