The world's saddest anchor

A fat boat with a backwards face being struck with a carrot that plummeted to this world from outer space

Shrek is going to die

A braindead rabbit and an orange spider are being flushed down a toilet together

A man with a blood splatter for a head does a jig

Elvis the turtle is sad that he was thrown out in the snow

A girl with mental development problems gets a gold star for effort

Duke Nukem eating strawberry taffy

The origami swan and Rubiks cube constellations stare each other down

Pink thing

A close-up of The Hulk snorting cocaine

Captain Canada disagrees