running Cyclops

cheap-ass centerpiece

How do you fix a broken heart... probably with duct tape.

guy about to receive 4 loads?

down with Ketchup

Star Trek

The Green Goblin's "hipster phase"

Pope cries tears of Nickelodeon Slime

MTVs Behind the Music

Leprachaun... hoe

Some SanFran bullshit?

The dueling banjo concert was SOOO "rad"... I nearly split in two... but I didn't because hoedowns are lame... and there's not enough booze.