cheap-ass centerpiece

Leprachaun... hoe

Some SanFran bullshit?

The dueling banjo concert was SOOO "rad"... I nearly split in two... but I didn't because hoedowns are lame... and there's not enough booze.

How do you fix a broken heart... probably with duct tape.

guy about to receive 4 loads?

down with Ketchup

Star Trek

The Green Goblin's "hipster phase"

Pope cries tears of Nickelodeon Slime

running Cyclops

MTVs Behind the Music