I have an inexplicable craving for soda.

All Oreos go to heaven.

You look like you need eyedrops, friend.

Myth unbusted.

This! Is your brain on porn.

The Loch Ness monster hates you.

Listening to the pencil is what got you stranded here.

Puerile disagreement!

Bones shattering with the strength of rainbows.

Sad zombie needs hugs.

Dispair has come, and it brings repetitious vowels.

Weinerdog bracelet.