All Oreos go to heaven.

You look like you need eyedrops, friend.

Myth unbusted.

Weinerdog bracelet.

This! Is your brain on porn.

The Loch Ness monster hates you.

Dolphincoyote is howling at you.

so many teeth

Monkey pulling something out of ass.

Singin'.

Spam marketing.

I can feel someone staring at me.