A crying albino throws a potato

A fisherman using a blow-up doll as bait

Go away sun, you're drunk

Viagra had improved Paul's love life a lot. He had never expected his little blue pills to turn on him. This proved to be his downfall.

The Zodiac Killer's to-do list

A man with a turban hiding in a cave

A flying cactus

A man dreams about flying on a goose dragon and being attacked by one-eyed purple aliens

A man talking to his friend, who is growing tentacles from his armpits

It claims to be the Titanic, but it looks more like a water faucet.

A blonde transforming into a squid

A black T with some holes

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