A man with a turban hiding in a cave

A flying cactus

A man dreams about flying on a goose dragon and being attacked by one-eyed purple aliens

A man talking to his friend, who is growing tentacles from his armpits

It claims to be the Titanic, but it looks more like a water faucet.

A blonde transforming into a squid

A black T with some holes

A ginger pretending to cry, to make us believe that he has a soul

The scientists were happily surprised, when the time portal finally worked. The second surprise, a T-Rex eating them, was not quite as happy

A fisherman using a blow-up doll as bait

Dickbutt taking a dump. How original.

A steaming turd

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