oh god all these green scones are embarrasing me they want to fuck me oh god oh fuck

windows boot loop oh shit i guess i better call up my homie steve to fix this shit i swear to god if it happens again im gonna break his kne

sonic, covered in piss, mourns the loss of tails over his box of ashes

frankenstein lettin out some titty

what if a tree grew in your eye socket because you cried like a little bitch so much

the grapes have achieved zen and will now murder all living beings

waffle head ass bitch ass

oh my god bro thats so cool mr alligator you have and arm in your mouth and you are handing me a sweet roll now please stop

holy shit homie your ear has a tumor and it's on fire wait no now my mouth is on fire mmmphpphpphphmmhmh

ROBLOX NOOB IS CONFRONTED BY HIS MOM WHEN SHE DISCOVERS HIS NUT BLASTER 5000. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT (hE WillL MURDER HER) ON ROBVLXO EPXSIOS

the sun is angry because it stubbed its toe

holy fuck am I on lsd