what if a tree grew in your eye socket because you cried like a little bitch so much

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yoda is PISSED because his CARD DECLINED at the VENDING MACHINE

the grapes have achieved zen and will now murder all living beings

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bock and calls

jamaican nose

beer bug the friendly neighborhood alcoholic

sans vs the church, a court case

piss water and boogers the things jesus could not turn to wine

shark dude thinkin bout his dog homie hittin the blunt 30 years ago before the accident where he ate the dog

shrek cum engorging my family meat

oh my gawdddd petah ya nakeey

oh my god i left my balls at home

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