King Grape decrees that all cherries must be rounded up into a concentration camp, after a cherry made nonconsensual love to his human wife.

The woman whose mouth is an anal sphincter just can't understand why nobody wants to be around her.

The mighty Fire Flower has the power to choose which inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom burn to death. Today, it has chosen all of them.

Soaked in the blood of his latest victim, Mickey Mouse collects his bounty for a successful hitjob: six pickles.

The old hag ranted about how bad things were during the Clinton presidency, while Caillou wished she would put on a bra.

Nicki Minaj stripped down to her bikini to try to give Flipper a stiffy. Flipper is too interested in bouncing a ball on his head to notice.

Would you fuck this cute puppy? Don't worry, it's consensual ;)

i've been spending the last 7 years of my life making a romhack of super mario rpg where everyone is pregnant. i expect to make $100 from it

Your nudity is not enough to please Anubis. You must also show him your poo.

The Iron Giant WILL make love to you.

I played a game of rock paper scissors against my lesbian girlfriend. I chose paper, she chose scissors. Now she's scissoring me.

Pinkie Pie's retarded sister is not happy about coming in last place in this year's Scripps National Spelling Bee.