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There are no hands on Susan's beaver, but there's definitely a prick.

A tree with the tits of Pamela Anderson and the face of Furby foresees a grim fate for life as we know it.

The woman whose mouth is an anal sphincter just can't understand why nobody wants to be around her.

Your nudity is not enough to please Anubis. You must also show him your poo.

The Iron Giant WILL make love to you.

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King Grape decrees that all cherries must be rounded up into a concentration camp, after a cherry made nonconsensual love to his human wife.

Here we catch a rare glimpse of the Four Legged Bra Eagle. This beautiful creature subsists primarily on a diet of potatoes and ass.

Doodle or Die

I played a game of rock paper scissors against my lesbian girlfriend. I chose paper, she chose scissors. Now she's scissoring me.

The mighty Fire Flower has the power to choose which inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom burn to death. Today, it has chosen all of them.

Soaked in the blood of his latest victim, Mickey Mouse collects his bounty for a successful hitjob: six pickles.

Pinkie Pie's retarded sister is not happy about coming in last place in this year's Scripps National Spelling Bee.

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