On the president's table, there is a gun, a carrot, and a mug. You decide to take the carrot.

Gangsta Ron Jeremy

Pop culture disaster.

Goddamn Kraken ate my boat, man.

A chicken is looking fabulous... or so it thinks.

the world is now a lollipop, and people are thrown away from it

Hitler does not know what he's going to say during his speech

a smiling stickman + a not so smiling person thing with flaps of skin under its arms

Minimalist Marge Simpson

Wow kid, that pig looks very sick!

Retarded people are happy in this child's drawing

Someone is saying "fuck it" to it all.

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