homestuck
Gaben Newell cannot get out of his front door, due to his bulging stomach.
Fat man can't fit through door
An average American having first world problems.
A lazzy fat guy, unable to get up his ass to go to the fridge
Fat american is to fat to get out of the fattybed and eat something.
There is a fat fuck lying on a bench. He's reaching his arm out to grab a piece of cake, but can't reach because of his fat.
GASTRITIS
Someone is saying "fuck it" to it all.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!