Mother-fucking Toph. Right on.

A conductor's hat with a record on the tip. Just the tip.

In an ironic twist, an orange opens a phone-sex line to pay his way through college. His first customer is a can of root beer. #realtalk

Pikachu thought he was getting his life together by hitting the gym, but his girlfriend still left him for the Charizard in marketing.

A terrifying existential crisis befalls a man, trapped in his own self loathing and doubt as he looks pensively at a rainbow. #realtalk

Bill Gates raping Steve Jobs. Make it sensual.

A face glances with wonder upon "some pathetc dude's waifu."

A man tries desperately to refuse a coat, but ends up shouting binary in an embarrassing twist.

The earth is surprised and disgusted by a man with twisted legs holding a mug of beer. He has a goatee and a hat.

Dat sunflower.

A giraffe-bird-paratrooper is having a life preserver thrown at him by an anthropomorphic strawberry, while tripping acid.

A black guy being watched by a blacker guy.