Barney the Dinosaur getting to know a child. In a Biblical sense.

A pac man ghost gets written up at work for causing a ruckus. Get ripped or die mirin'.

A giant baby vomits on a red car while a mother and son look on in horror. The sign reads "Happy Birthday Bobby." Don't sweat the technique.

The man in the yellow hat's hat. Curious George represent.

Tap dat ass.

Some faggot ass shit.

A contribution to the epidemic of unemployment in America. #getthisapeoutofthepresidency #obamaloveswhiteslavery #nig-nog

Isolation.

Legend tells of a long cat. It is long. #kony2012 #cuntolives #whoismydad? #let'sstartaraceriot

A green cape questions its permanence in the universe. #9/11wasaninsidejob #YOLO #realtalk #whyobamawhy? #hashtagocaust

In an ironic twist, an orange opens a phone-sex line to pay his way through college. His first customer is a can of root beer. #realtalk

Raggedy-Ann goes skydiving on September 11th of 2001. #realtalk #yolo #7-11wasaninsidejob #swag #listentomorerapyoubingbong