PONY BURNS THE SADDLE! The pain! The poninity! The AUGHHGGHAAA!

This Summer: A romantic comedy starring a wicked janitor witch and a talking bucket of water!

It's hard to wage an anti-pants revolution against The Man, when you are blind and don't know how to hold a gun.

'A pentagram and a dollar bill, what a great start to the morning!' thought Billy the working whale.

Are you really 'Home Alone' if Plank's there with you?

"So, you'd have to be some sort of wet rose to step on your pet bear's cra - ah crap, I stepped on my pet bear's crap."

Even Jason knows that hammers and shields are a terrible defence against grizzly bears.