Pee-surfing to the plasma ball

Silver Surfer races over a sea of mustard. A bubble that looks like Mew in Pokemon Snap floats in front of him. Text: EYES ON THE PRIZE

ET SURF THE DUNE

It turns out that Jawa can levitate under a full moon. They happily float from dune to dune at night.

Two jawas streak through the desert.

Druids were know for many things, but too many people forget their penchant for making literary metaphors about undesirable situations.

"So, you'd have to be some sort of wet rose to step on your pet bear's cra - ah crap, I stepped on my pet bear's crap."

Sad bear regrets the hot shit it dropped on somebody's hybrid Valentine's-Halloween costume

bear is distressed by person in a mascot suit of a broken heart on fire