Not even his righteous mullet could cheer him up now.

A dinosaur flips patties in a McDonald's as he slips into a spiraling depression because realizes what a miserable failure his life is.

Tribal merman writes with a giant fountain pen

A man with a hip problem steals dogs poo

Spartan man attacks a pig with a sludge hammer while screaming, "WHO GIVES MORE?!"

A very delighted apple, maybe it's because he is a red delicious...

A joyous plane on a crash course to strawberry deliciousness

squeal like a swine

Mr. cactus should know better than to run with scissors, especially near a severed boot.

Mr. Worm dyes his hair

A sign made by silly people

angry red play-doh conducts a drive-by shooting