My magical bubble force field protects me from pink Godzilla!

Godzilla is not safe in Japan! He must reside in the safe country of America.

A dinosaur flips patties in a McDonald's as he slips into a spiraling depression because realizes what a miserable failure his life is.

A green glowworm hates his job at McDonald's :(

In an attempt to diversify its menu, Mcdonalds decided to crossbreed a rooster and a peacock. This image is the resulting affront to God.

Me roosta