Lara Croft is about to rescue her ethnic friend from the clutches of an overturned cross?

Good old Plank!

Doodle or Die uses LAZER EYES against Merrill. It's super effective!

A dope-ass t-shirt with a blue mushroom and an orange bowling ball on it.

A young Incredible Hulk is petting a horse.

Freddie Mercury insisting you have a Flaming Moe.

Today is the birthday cake's birthday, and he has never been happier.

An old woman with a wildly lazy eye notices she has a bird's nest upon her head. The nest has an apple in it.

The ice cream truck was on the road again! This time, however, there would be nothing but cherry, orange, and lemon. The worst of them all.

In Soviet Russia, words speak you?

Black dinosaur hand-puppet smokes a cigarette on Open Mic Night.

Today's Jupiter's birthday! There are candles atop it. Also, it appears the Soviet Union now owns the famous storm the planet is known for.