Black dinosaur hand-puppet smokes a cigarette on Open Mic Night.

Today's Jupiter's birthday! There are candles atop it. Also, it appears the Soviet Union now owns the famous storm the planet is known for.

Doodle or Die uses LAZER EYES against Merrill. It's super effective!

Is Death gonna have to slap a bitch?!

The Earth and the moon are in love. All is well.

Lara Croft is about to rescue her ethnic friend from the clutches of an overturned cross?

A mushroom cloud, clearly opposing its own existence.

Mace Windu and Homer Simpson, along with an unidentified white male, are in a shower. They are fighting to the death.

Hank Hill is having another propane fit.

Some men just like to watch the world burn.

A poodle crafted out of pink and blue cotton candy!

A man is frying in an electric chair.

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