Sollux and Eridan exchanging red sloppy makeouts.

A cup of poisoned water (it is obviously poisoned from the trail left by the culprit)

How can you expect to escape? WHEN THE LOLS ARE ALREADY FALLING!

A man with personal space problems has just eaten a chocolate sprinkle doughnut.

A manikin with a bowling bowl with a head is dressed in a suit and a fancy colander hat complements a whore on her party.

Cats unwinding in a bar after work.

the letter s is returning home after getting his groceries

A huge black dog is carrying away it's human kill.

If the all the characters in Pocahontas were cats

A red eye spies out of the dim light something on the ceiling.

Ghetto Hulk

An orange man has just been pooped on