the letter s is returning home after getting his groceries

A huge black dog is carrying away it's human kill.

A cup of poisoned water (it is obviously poisoned from the trail left by the culprit)

How can you expect to escape? WHEN THE LOLS ARE ALREADY FALLING!

If the all the characters in Pocahontas were cats

A red eye spies out of the dim light something on the ceiling.

A man with personal space problems has just eaten a chocolate sprinkle doughnut.

Ghetto Hulk

An orange man has just been pooped on

GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOUR!

Link is hypnotised and has fallen into a large Vulture-mutant-thing's trap.

I like big but and i cannot lie.