"You gonna get roughed up good, punk." The bird says to the man, pushing him up against the bars of their jail cell.

Dave Strider misses his dead homies... ( You suck. )

IT IS A MERE FLESH WOUND.

O B E Y.

Kankri is turned on by the triggers.

Erisolsprite is being burned by the brightness of the sun, while simultaneously being offended by the goof-fuck that is Jake English.

Kermit the frog always knew John enjoyed having his tongue thrust up the folds of his ass cheeks.

Homestuck is everything.

From the loving bosom of a website cloaked in blue comes a tremendous, throbbing D.

A man tells the audience about his fondness for books and cake.

A friendly dragon checks in on the local castle, whilst a sun shines brightly in the background.

LOOK AT THAT BOOTY SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY I WANT THE THE BOOTY