A man tells the audience about his fondness for books and cake.

A friendly dragon checks in on the local castle, whilst a sun shines brightly in the background.

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LOOK AT THAT BOOTY SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY I WANT THE THE BOOTY

I have to be missing something here.

True love blossoms between a man and his TNT.

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Your breasts are an ocean.

Hello! I'm Michael Cain, and you can't see me.

Shrek the ogre consumes a toy train.

"You gonna get roughed up good, punk." The bird says to the man, pushing him up against the bars of their jail cell.

Bear-centaur.

A bunch of clouds having a party.

Why did Santa use Rudolph to guide his sleigh? Why not use a flashlight instead? Fuck reindeer.

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