Cat which looks suspiciously like Toon Link knows what you did.

Cyanide and Happiness: as written by Tim Buckley.

Man discovers cure for penis. Marvels at his new lack of genitalia.

Dinosaur tries to install Diablo III

99 red balloons but minus 98 of them.

Batman wakes up early to shove his dick up crime's ass. He realizes he could use a shave.

Some pleb puts his bookmark at the bottom of the book. Look! Look at him and laugh!

Courage... I've decided to be... naaauughhttyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a blue dick. You're so witty.

Man is crushed by a circle which weighs either 1,820 lbs or kg. The units aren't labeled.

The experimental "Bee Tank" goes horribly awry.

a unicorn but with a dick for a horn.