Doodle or Die

Courage... I've decided to be... naaauughhttyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a blue dick. You're so witty.

Doodle or Die

Cyanide and Happiness: as written by Tim Buckley.

Man is crushed by a circle which weighs either 1,820 lbs or kg. The units aren't labeled.

Man discovers cure for penis. Marvels at his new lack of genitalia.

New Chain

The experimental "Bee Tank" goes horribly awry.

a unicorn but with a dick for a horn.

New Chain

Capcom unveils its new fighting game crossover with (insert company here) Hilarity ensues.

Dinosaur tries to install Diablo III

Gene Simmons found dead after having rocked and rolled all night.

Cat which looks suspiciously like Toon Link knows what you did.

New Chain

Draw your (yes, you) waifu... as a ZOMBIE

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