A fancy cyborg guy with nice pants and a sword

Wait, Data's giving birth?

swiffer duster does not want to live. he decides to drown himself in the toilet

A... MOOSE

Link having a messed up day dream of The King yelling at mario who is telling an interesting fact about toasters.

Link and Ganon make sock puppets of each other

It is either Spock thinks Spongebob is illogical or Spock thinks yellow baby shrek is illogical... Either way it is illogical.

'There are no birds on this planet' Kirk say as 16 pieces of chocolate fall from the sky

Man riskily declares he doesn't like *GASP* Pokemon!

Man jumps off a building and lands in a passing horse drawn carriage filled with hay.

Reggae banana singing about a rushing river while standing beside a rushing river

The enterprise searches for butter to give to a large space lobster