Link: Faces of Evil except with Mario characters playing the roles

Link is confused because King Harkinian is saying "MAH BOI!" but Mario is just saying "ALL TOSTAZ TOAST TOAST!" Link doesn't understand them

Link having a messed up day dream of The King yelling at mario who is telling an interesting fact about toasters.

Link imagines Mario arguing with a short king wearing an orange robe.

"I bet Mario never has to put up with this," Link thought. "If he ever met King Harkanian he'd probably out-dinner him with some one-liner."