Aladin, long dead and decayed decided to go on a magic carpet ride.

Paul Ryan is mad because it's not his house.

The alarm clock is going crazy.

Horton hears his poo.

Harry potter V.S his scar.

A man wearing a waffle.

BLACK.

A literal egg-plant.

Sorry, you're not a lesbian.

Someone's bone broke and a friend is asking if the bone is okay.

"Wat is u." Says the special one.

An obese black man falling in love with a turkey.