BLACK.

A literal egg-plant.

Sorry, you're not a lesbian.

Someone's bone broke and a friend is asking if the bone is okay.

"Wat is u." Says the special one.

New Chain

An obese black man falling in love with a turkey.

A bodacious black woman with huge red lips and a bunch of acne.

Bodacious black woman.

Paul Ryan is mad because it's not his house.

The alarm clock is going crazy.

Pizza man thinks its sweet.

This dude has a throwing star stuck in his eye.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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