Sparkly demon is in love with a lampshade who does not reciprocate and is frankly opposed to their relationship

Giant dogs stole all the women

Saggy ballsack

Depressed clown slitting his wrists

Getting so confused by portals that your knee disappears

gollum and his baby just murdered a dude and are trying to hide the body by dissolving it with acid in a bath

University life

purple

Hagrid casting lumos with his umbrella

standing on an angry cloud

winning life by snorting coke off a hooker's stomach