Giant dogs stole all the women
Saggy ballsack
Depressed clown slitting his wrists
Getting so confused by portals that your knee disappears
Sparkly demon is in love with a lampshade who does not reciprocate and is frankly opposed to their relationship
gollum and his baby just murdered a dude and are trying to hide the body by dissolving it with acid in a bath
University life
purple
Hagrid casting lumos with his umbrella
standing on an angry cloud
winning life by snorting coke off a hooker's stomach