A man hates his mittens. He swears at them. The mittens do not swear back. They are mittens.

Guy asks girl if she wants to fuck. She says yes. Both of them look 13 wtf

Dave Strider tries to touch Karkat. Karkat tells him das gay. Dave says I know. What an exciting exchange.

A coke can (empty, I presume) floats across space to a distant galaxy. As an ambassador, it is not very effective.

A robot contemplates the collection of shapes. The collection of shapes contemplate the robot. Neither of them get very far.

A stickman is eating (???) something red. Or has a nose bleed.

Orange cat wearing a hat has a hat-wearing orange kitten in its hat. They are adorable uwu

"I see a picture!" proclaims a man clothed in ancient Greece fashion. The picture astounds the man.

A dinosaur-riding man pees while standing on top of his pet dino. The dino is not pleased at the delay. The man is not pleased with the dino

According to the image, Dovahkiin in a shellnut is an orange dog wearing armor. It floats in space.

Equius, a homestuck troll, is killed. His blue blood spills on the floor and a helpful DEAD is written next to him.

Two cheetos stare at each other's eyes, deeply in love. The moment is ruined by the absence of eyes on cheetos.