A winter glove comes alive and begins eating the arm of the person wearing it.
some person puts on an oven mitt and screws up putting it on exclaiming vulgar words.
somebody who doesnt know how to wear mittens
A man hates his mittens. He swears at them. The mittens do not swear back. They are mittens.
awkward pre tean thinks if he could only get these mittens off he could finally round second base with Sally Perkins,we all know he cant tho
Lamesauce.
A green drink called "lame" being spilled on the floor.
"hi. I'm lame" said the blob of moldy green jelly
A green slimey blob with low self-esteem
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!