Doodle or Die

Dr. Ivo Robotnik has successfully invented a way to consensually rape himself

Solid Snake attacks guard on his break from port-a-john duty

Colors are a difficult concept to grasp.

New Chain

If anyone in this chain guesses correctly, Hulk Hogan will rape them to death.

Isaac doesn't understand why his father wants to kill him

Oh beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of graaaain

Isaac doesn't understand why his father Abraham wanted to kill him.

Steer drinking beer

Doodle or Die

A mushroom cloud. Go and take a minute out of your life to appreciate how good the mushroom cloud this motherfucker drew is. Props, person.

Profound contemplation of female anatomy.

A disappointing child who has failed to meet my expectations as a father.

New Chain

You know those old-timey flying machines they tried to make before they invented the airplane? Draw that.

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