Lemon champion is given the highest honor in lemon culture. To be crunched up and turned into lemonade.

Four yellow triangles. Ominous cones

Filthy liar compliments your looks. He clearly doesn't mean it.

Armed individual casing a 1-room home

Ew, gross. Flush that crap down the toilet instead of leaving it for the next guy.

Your picture has been taken through a digital camera.

A shirtless with vest, floral headband, sweatpants, and sandals hippie has gone rogue and ducttaped a woman to a chair. A man of peace, once

A tough nut to crack, the acorn's over 4 times the size of the squirrel. Looks like he's breaking out the hand drill for this one.

This dog just found the ball. Your afternoon pales in comparison.

Murder Murder Murder Murder MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

Art snob snubbed by the sheer artistry of Sun Watching Man Piss On Goldfish, thus outing him as a hack reviewer in the art community

An item at the store. Mr. Noodles™ INSTANT NOODLES® Now in soup flavor - "Buy it or don't, who cares."