The iphone 2 is WAY better than the iphone 3. If you have an iphone 3, I hate you. I'm coming for you. You're a dead man.

Birdo is thinking about eggs, but Yoshi is thinking about dinner. It's never gonna work out.

I personally send hateful messages to the support system/email addresses of every website advertised by chainbreakers. What compels them?

"bayblade master uses his illegal sawblade bayblade to kill Ninja from Fortnite"

Abstract Spongebob

Well, one of your eyes is way higher than the other, and with only half an eyebrow over it. The asymmetrical features on your lopsided head.

Lemon champion is given the highest honor in lemon culture. To be crunched up and turned into lemonade.

Four yellow triangles. Ominous cones

Filthy liar compliments your looks. He clearly doesn't mean it.

Armed individual casing a 1-room home

Ew, gross. Flush that crap down the toilet instead of leaving it for the next guy.

Your picture has been taken through a digital camera.