A shirtless with vest, floral headband, sweatpants, and sandals hippie has gone rogue and ducttaped a woman to a chair. A man of peace, once

A tough nut to crack, the acorn's over 4 times the size of the squirrel. Looks like he's breaking out the hand drill for this one.

This dog just found the ball. Your afternoon pales in comparison.

Murder Murder Murder Murder MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

Art snob snubbed by the sheer artistry of Sun Watching Man Piss On Goldfish, thus outing him as a hack reviewer in the art community

An item at the store. Mr. Noodles™ INSTANT NOODLES® Now in soup flavor - "Buy it or don't, who cares."

A box of cucumbers. I wouldn't trust it.

A successful terminator. It's over, they won.

May I interest you in 2 ounces of authentic Runts™ Fruit Shaped candy?

So, a man walks into 3 bars and asks each bartender 1/3rd of a question

Now that's a horse

Wolfman wielding wingsuit thwarted by electrical intervention by our lord above