Murder Murder Murder Murder MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

Art snob snubbed by the sheer artistry of Sun Watching Man Piss On Goldfish, thus outing him as a hack reviewer in the art community

An item at the store. Mr. Noodles™ INSTANT NOODLES® Now in soup flavor - "Buy it or don't, who cares."

A box of cucumbers. I wouldn't trust it.

A successful terminator. It's over, they won.

May I interest you in 2 ounces of authentic Runts™ Fruit Shaped candy?

So, a man walks into 3 bars and asks each bartender 1/3rd of a question

Now that's a horse

Wolfman wielding wingsuit thwarted by electrical intervention by our lord above

"The" goldfish? Is this goldfish in the room with you right now?

Donkey Kong is here, performing for you: A hit new stand-up comedy show at the Laugh Factory

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