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why can't I hold all these carrots

Doodle or Die

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! COME SEE THE TRIFORCE! ALSO GRAAAAAAAAVEDIGGER! KIDS ADMISSION FREE! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

WELL ISN'T THIS JUST FUCKING WONDERFUL, I'M SO GLAD MY SON DECIDES TO BUT ON A FRILLY ANGEL DRESS AND PLAY WITH GIRLS. FUCKING FANTASTIC.

curious penguin examines a dying muffin

It's elementary, my dear Watson. Brittany Spears is a whore.

a golden telephone drops a hotdog in water

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Willy Wonka gets his bottom bitch Kermit to fork over Big Willy's dough.

Dear Santa, enclosed is a list of demands that must be met by dusk of the 25th. If these demands aren't met... Your reindeer won't be safe.

WELCOME TO THE SLAM, LET ME SEE YOU JAM

CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN, THESE WOOOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAL

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