Pastor from Uganda is totally tripping balls right now.

Zombie Jesus, Hitler, and Kony playing strip poker.

Blind man tries to cyber with a broken television.

a golden telephone drops a hotdog in water

WELL ISN'T THIS JUST FUCKING WONDERFUL, I'M SO GLAD MY SON DECIDES TO BUT ON A FRILLY ANGEL DRESS AND PLAY WITH GIRLS. FUCKING FANTASTIC.

CAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THAT TENT GET DOWN

I'm sorry, I don't understand your filthy taco language.

black people have a hard time using firefox

A flag pole whips a flying chunk of iron with its flag while screaming obscenities.

curious penguin examines a dying muffin

Willy Wonka gets his bottom bitch Kermit to fork over Big Willy's dough.

Dear Santa, enclosed is a list of demands that must be met by dusk of the 25th. If these demands aren't met... Your reindeer won't be safe.