NAVI SWEET JEGUS SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT --PBR--

STUPID GIRL ASKS TO COME OUT OF HER ROOM. TELL HER NO.

MY GOOD FRIEND CLUBS DUECE

pilgrim bat man.

BITCH HAS A... uh, what the fuck is that... SOMETHING RED IS IN THEIR LAP. RED AND ZIG ZAGGY

A LONELY MAN BLOWS A BALL

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK FUCKING FUCKER FISH ASS PURPLE BLOODED FUCK

THIS DINOSAUR IS GAY. HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU SAY.

A MAN TWIRLS IN A GRACEFUL PIROUETTE AND REMOVES HIS HEAD, LOBBING IT TO A BUSTY DAME NEARBY

the geico cave man couldn't save any money on his insurance and must buy 99 cent v-day cards

a man surrounded in darkness turns to see his archnemesis, a red ghost. shocked, and a little uncomfortable, the man states "Hearing is OK"