A tree with elvis hair
John the tree sat in his spot. He soon realized he needed to take a massive shit. Long story short he dies on the shitter for your sins.
Shitting tree
plush rump
man wants you to rape his soft rump
Stick it right there son
happy smurf is happy
happy smurf
Headshot
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
Eye falling off guys face
Gabe Newell giving Jabba a lapdance. It's Jabba's birthday! He looks really cute with that little birthday hat. :3
Fan made star wars fails to impress George Lucas
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The reason the previous doodler is unsure of his manhood.
A Woman
Hayley Williams regrets her nudes.
a bitch who won't stay in the kitchen
Woman who has been beaten because she didn't butter my sandwich the correct way (even spreads from top to bottom NOT bottom to top!)
She just loves the way you lie.
man I can't even sleep
BITCH HAS A... uh, what the fuck is that... SOMETHING RED IS IN THEIR LAP. RED AND ZIG ZAGGY
God, every sweater I buy from Banana Republic frays.
A ripe delicious banana
banana
a banana getting shot through the middle. the exit wound is messy (and delicious)
shooting a banana
Cannon is shooting bananas. That's pretty awesome.
Cannon fires giant yellow disembodied "angry veins"
A bee-cannon
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!