heck yeah son says the long haired purple human with sick shades and a knowledge of sign language

Bunbun, my sonson, I will act as your mother and father in the absence of your parents. I, the Rooster, will care for you.

Squirrels don't belong in jelly factories, they can get hurt.

whovians and their mfing angels

Pokeballs introduce themselves to one another condescendingly.

kohai fish makes a bad pun after noticed by senpai

Lemons hover over a minimalist tree. There are six of them, but only one is declared to be sour.

Your thighs are so hot, eggs sizzle when they hit them.

You enter a dark closet to see a present hidden in the corner, wrapped in red paper with a pink bow. Yipee?

Pupilless eyes stare blankly into your soul, but you can't help but stare back at those luscious white LIPSSSSSSSS

you are presented with a krabby patty which is indifferent to see you

Chihuahua takes a shower